Eminem和Mariah Carey這對分手怨偶的歌詞互嗆好帥啊!
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痞子阿姆首先發動攻擊,痛批瑪麗亞凱莉分手後翻臉不認舊情
Bagpipes From Baghdad Eminem(阿姆)
oh, its music to my ears
oh man, how can i describe, the way i feel
fuckin' great man
ok, let me see
how could i begin
locked in mariahs wine cellar all i had for lunch,
was red, more red wine and captain crunch,
red wine for breakfast and for brunch,
and to soak it up and in between snack, crack ers to munch
mariah what ever happened to us
why did we have to break up
all i asked for was a glass of punch
ya see i never really asked for much
i cant imagine whats
going through your mind after such
a nasty break up with that latin hunk
luis migul
nick cannon better back the fuck up
i'm not playin i want her back ya punk
this is hello kitty bed spread satin funk
mixed with egyptian with a little rap and punk
zapp and eric clapton
shaft, prince, abba, crunk
ya baby
i want another crack at ya
you can beat me with any spatula that you want
i man i really want you bad you cunt
nick you had your fun
i've come to kick you in your sack of junk
man i could use a fresh batch of blood
so prepare your vernacular for dracula acupuncture
bagpipes from baghdad
when will it ever cease
for pete sakes he crazy to say the least
bagpipes from baghdad
whats going through my mind
half time when i rhyme
while blowing on my
bagpipes from baghdad
somebody turn the vacancy sign on
cause im gone
blowing on my
bagpipes from baghdad
i run the streets and act like a mad man holding a glad...
you could be a permanent fixture
in my lyrical mixture
i'm the miracle whip trickster
my signature sound
when a tube of lipsticks around
i'm bound to put it on in an instant
wow man what an ensemble
what an assortmen of pharma-
ceuticals this beautiful pill does to my palm and
cuticles get residue just from touching the bottle
never new i could remind me so much of my momma
i'll cut you like dahmer
pull a butcher knife on ya
the size of a sword boy
i'm like the fucking red sonya
get it stuck in ya cornea
nice knowing ya norman
your so fucking annoying
drop the shovel boy
you dont know what the fuck your doing
i aint playing no fucking more
nick cannon you prick i wish you luck with the fuckin whore
every minute theres a sucker born
snuck up on malachai
made the motherfucker suck on shruck of corn
chaka chaka khan chaka khan
hit jason in the face with a hockey puck and
tell him its fuckin on
now what the fuck are you doing
your running over the snow blower with the lawn mower
blowing your bagpipes from baghdad
bagpipes from baghdad
when will it ever cease
for pete sakes he crazy to say the least
bagpipes from baghdad
whats going through my mind
half time when i rhyme
while blowing on my
bagpipes from baghdad
somebody turn the vacancy sign on
cause im gone
blowing on my
bagpipes from baghdad
i run the streets and act like a mad man holding a glad bag..
In a bed with two brain dead lesbian vegetables
I bet you they'll become heterosexual
Nothing will stop me from molesting you
Titty-fucking you 'till your breast nipples flesh tickle my testicles
It's what they said to the two conjoined twins
How's it going, girlfriends, you need a boyfriend?
You need some ointment? just set up an appointment
Who's gonna see the doctor first? We'll do a coin flip
I've just got my one year sobriety ??? check
When the bad get going how bad is it gonna get
Baby you shouldn't have any trouble rubbing groins with each other
Especially when they're joined at the hip
I'm going to get a needle ??? kit
In attempt to separate the ??? back at the loin, shit (?)
Lure the little boy with the chocolate chips Ahoy!
Cookie, lookie, even took me a polaroid
bagpipes from baghdad
when will it ever cease
for pete sakes he crazy to say the least
bagpipes from baghdad
whats going through my mind
half time when i rhyme
while blowing on my
bagpipes from baghdad
somebody turn the vacancy sign on
cause im gone
blowing on my
bagpipes from baghdad
i run the streets and act like a mad man holding a glad bag..
bagpipes from Baghdad
天后瑪麗亞凱莉重重還擊,你這只會嗑藥的癡漢別來煩老娘
Obsessed(著迷) Mariah Carey(瑪麗亞凱莉)
All up in the blogs sayin'
We met at the bar
When I don't even, know who you are
Saying we up in your house,
Saying I'm up in your car
But you're in LA and I'm out at Jermaine's.
I'm up in the A, You so so lame
And no one here even mentions your name
It must be the weed it must be the E
Cause you be poppin',
Heard you get it poppin'
Why you so obsessed with me?
Boy I wanna know
Lying that you're sexin' me
When everybody knows
It's clear that you're upset with me
Oh, oh, oh
Finally found a girl
That you couldn't impress
Last man on the earth
Still couldn't hit this
You're delusional, you're delusional
Boy you're losing your mind
It's confusing yo, you're confused ya know
Why you wasting your time?
Got you all fired up
With your Napoleon complex
Seeing right through you
Like you're bathing in Windex
Oh, oh, oh
Boy why you so obsessed with me?
So, oh, ohh
So, oh, ohh (Obsessed)
(And all my ladies say)
So, oh, ohh (Obsessed)
(And all my ladies say)
Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh (Obsessed)
Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh (Obsessed)
Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh (Obsessed)
Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh (Obsessed)
You're on your job, you're hatin' hard
Ain't gon' feed ya, I'm gonna let ya starve
Gasping for air, I'm ventilation
You out of breath,
Hope you ain't waitin'
Tellin' the world how much you miss me
But we never were so why you trippin'
You a mom and pop, I'm a corporation
I'm the press conference,
You're a conversation
Why you so obsessed with me?
And boy I wanna know
Lying that you're sexin' me
When everybody knows
It's clear that you're upset with me
Oh, oh, oh
Finally found a girl
That you couldn't impress
Last man on the earth
Still couldn't hit this
You're delusional, you're delusional
Boy you're losing your mind
It's confusing yo, you're confused ya know
Why you wasting your time?
Got you all fired up
With your Napoleon complex
Seeing right through you
Like you're bathing in Windex
Oh, oh, oh
Boy why you so obsessed with me?
So, oh, ohh (Obsessed)
(And all my ladies say)
So, oh, ohh (Obsessed)
(And all my ladies say)
Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh (Obsessed)
Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh (Obsessed)
Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh (Obsessed)
Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh (Obsessed)
(Hey)
Why you so obsessed with me?
(He's all up in my George Foreman)
Boy I wanna know
Lying that you're sexin' me
(Lying that you're sexin' Mimi)
When everybody knows
It's clear that you're upset with me
(AYYI)
Oh, oh, oh
(Oh, oh, oh)
Finally found a girl
That you couldn't impress
Last man on the earth
Still couldn't hit this
(No-oo-oo)
You're delusional, you're delusional
(He's all up in my George Foreman)
Boy you're losing your mind
It's confusing yo,
You're confused ya know
(But I can't do nothing for him)
Why you wasting your time?
Got you all fired up
With your Napoleon complex
痞子阿姆再度反擊(不過反擊還是挺丟臉的),警告對方老子手上握有昔日"慾"照
The Warning(警告) Eminem(阿姆)
Only reason I dissed you in the first place is because you denied seeing me
Now I'm pissed off
Sit back and relax homey, kick back and relax, grab a six pack while I kick facts
Yeah Dre's sick track, perfect way to get back
Wanna hear something wick wack?
I got the exact same tat that's on Nick's back
I'm obsessed now
Oh gee, is that supposed to be me in the video with the goatee
Wow Mariah, I didn't expect her to go balls out
Bitch, shut the fuck up before I put all them phone calls out you made to my house when you was wild n out before Nick
When you was on my dick and give you somethin to smile about
How many times you fly to my house? Still trying to count
Better shut your lying mouth if you don't want Nick finding out
You probably think cuz it's been so long if i had something on you I woulda did it by now
On the contrary, Mary Poppins, I'm mixing our studio session down and sending it to mastering to make it loud
Enough dirt on you to murder you
This is what the fuck I do
Mariah, it ever occur to you that I still have pictures?
However you prefer to do and goes for you too, Nick, faggot
You think I'm scared of you?
You gonna ruin my career you better get one
Like I'ma sit and fight with you over some slut bitch cunt who made me put up with her psycho ass over 6 months and only spread her legs to let me hit once
Yeah, what you gonna say? I'm lucky? Tell the public that I was so ugly that you fucking had to be drunk to fuck me?
Second base? What the fuck you tell Nick, punk?
In the second week we was dry humping. It's gotta count for something.
Listen, girly. Surely you don't want me to talk about how I nutted early ejaculated early and bus all over your belly, and you almost started hurling and said I was gross, go get a towel you're stomachs curling. Or maybe you do.
But if I'm embarrassing me, I'm embarrassing you and don't you dare say it isn't true.
As long as the song's getting airplay I'm dissing you.
I'm a hair away from getting carried away and getting sued.
I was gonna stop at 16. This is 32. This is 34 bars. We ain't even a third of the way through.
Damn, Slim. Mariah played you. Mariah who?
Oh did I say ''whore'', Nick? I meant a liar too.
Like I've been goin off on you all this time for no reason.
Girl you out ya alcholic mind. Check ya wine cellar. Look at all the amounts of wine.
Like I sit around and think about you all the time.
I just think this is funny when I pounce you on a rhyme.
But it now i'm about to draw the line.
And for you to cross it that's a mountain that I doubt you wanna climb.
I can describe areas of your house that you wouldn't find on an episode of Cribs
A blubba load ribs if I hear another word so don't go opening your jibs cos every time you do it's just another load of fibs
I ain't saying this shit again, ho. You know what it is.
It's a warning shot for before I blow up ya whole spot
Call my bluff and I'll release every fucking thing I got
Including the voicemails right before you flipped your top
When me and Luis were tryin' to stick two CD's in the same spot
(Slim Shady I love you)
I love you too
Let me whisper sweet nothings into your ear, boo. Now what you say?
(It's nothing)
Guess what I'll do?
I'll refresh your memory when you said ''I want you''
Now should I keep going or should we call truce?
(You think you're cute, right? Hahaha)
You bet your sweet ass I do
(I'm Mary Poppins, b)
And I'm Superman, mmm
(Mary P. Slim Shady)
Comin' at you
So if you'll still be my (babygirl)
Then I'll still be your (Superhero, Wilma M.)
Yeah, I'm right here
(You like this)
Nope. Not anymore, Dear.
It cuts like a (knife) when I tell ya get a (life)
But I'm movin on with mine
Nick, is that your (wife)
Well tell her to shut her mouth then I'll leave her alone
If she don't (sing this script?) then I'ma just keep goin
(I see Mary Ann. Mary Ann's saying ''cut the tape, cut the tape''. Knife!)
附上網路上找到的
瑪麗亞凱莉Obsessed中文翻譯歌詞
至於阿姆那兩首......歌詞實在太髒了
尤其是最後一首
大家自己翻翻看囉
All up in the blogs. Saying we met at the bar
在你的部落格裡口口聲聲細數「想當年咱們在酒吧相遇」
When I don't even know who you are
可老娘當年連你是哪根毛都不知道
Saying we up in your house. Saying I'm up in your car
說我們從你家做到車上
But you in LA and I'm out at Jermaine's.
搞清楚!你明明人在LA,而我在J.D.的錄音室工作
I'm up in the A. You so so lame
我堂堂天后,你只是個憋三
and no one here even mentions your name
大夥兒對你不屑一顧
It must be the weed. It must be the E
鐵定是你吸大麻還是嗑了搖頭丸
Cause you be popping hood. You get it popping
因為你根本就一直在發癲
Why you so obsessed with me (Boy I wanna know)
你幹嘛一直對我死纏爛打
Lying that you're sexing me (when everybody knows)
欺騙大眾說你正在和我交合
It's clear that you're upset with me
很明顯就是你把不到我自己氣個半死
Finally found a girl that you couldn't impress
這下子終於給你碰到個鳥都不鳥你的女人
Last man on the earth still couldn't hit this
老實告訴你,就算這世界上只剩你一個男人老娘也不會看上你
You're delusional, you're delusional
你有妄想症
Boy you're losing your mind
你這個肖仔
It's confusing yo, you're confused you know
你莫名其妙 連自己都鬼迷心竅
Why you wasting your time
好端端的幹嘛浪費自己的時間?
Got you all fired up with your Napoleon complex
你渾身上下都散發出因為把不到我而自卑的矮子情結
Seeing right through you like you're bathing in Windex
你早就被光溜溜地看穿了
Boy why you so obsessed with me?
你幹嘛一直對我死纏爛打?
You on your job. You hating hard
你老是在你的歌裡大放厥詞毀謗我
Ain't gon' feed you
這樣還不能滿足你?
I'm gonna let you starve
那我就讓你嚐嚐苦頭
Gasping for air
要你氣喘吁吁
I'm ventilation
看我在這兒一派輕鬆
You out of breath
不費吹灰之力就讓你喘到缺氧
Hope you ain't waiting
但願你不要自討苦吃
Telling the world how much you miss me. But we never were
明明我們過去什麼都沒有,你卻老是昭告天下你有多想我
So why you trippin'
你幹嘛一直小題大作?
You a mom and pop
你只是個開雜貨店的憋三
I'm a corporation
老娘可是環球一姐
I'm the press conference
我隨隨便便就開記者會
and you a conversation
你只是大夥兒茶餘飯後的閒話